Reblog if you’d like messages from a curious anon.
(Source: m-orphium)
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: sreezuh)
Dear Sneeze, if you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I look like an idiot.
– Funny Tweets(Source: beeyouteafullme)







